Tuesday, 28 August 2007
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wtf i just read ben's blog after not viewing anything on the internet for a long time... he says my jordan count SUX? WTF? BEN SAYS MY JORDAN COUNT SUX?? SUX? omg i dun even wanna noe how that ridiculous notion ever came abt...nvm this post wasnt meant to argue with ben... i just want to tell hime something...ben... remember when u did ur jordan count u were so PROUD that after taking off the top two cards u didnt flash the face up card under the third face down card? i toht abt it and realised that THAT IS COMPLETELY OPPOSITE OF WHAT U R SUPPOSED TO DO! u r supposed to flash abit of the white outline of the face up card... that is to show that after taking the top two face down cards in ur left hand.. u STILL HAF 2 cards in ur right hand. if u square the two cards together to look like one ppl r gonna wonder WHERES THE LAST CARD? and miraculously producing the last card after taking the 3rd card(together with face up card) in ur left hand is going to make ppl THINK!...WHAT THE HELL? HE PRODUCED A CARD?...THATS NOT FOUR FACE DOWN CARDS IM LOOKING AT!!! if u take the 3rd card with ur left hand with abit of the face up card showing ppl will noe that u DO haf the last card in ur right hand. and after u take the bottom card in ur right ppl will think OH! thats just the last card he already had in his right hand...thus the jordan count... u can not heed my helpful advice and go on being PROUD that joel cant square the last two cards as well as u...whatever...
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lols a jordan count is supposed to hide the face up card. wads the point of HIDING the FACE UP CARD when u FLASH IT. if you're gonna show 2 cards in ur right hand to the audience, and den u put the 2 cards ON TOP OF UR LEFT HAND and TAKE THE BOTTOM CARD WILL THAT NOT BE MORE RETARDED. but based on the fact that u ARE gerard... i dun see why it doesnt seem retarded to u.
omg r u retarded... in the first place i didnt ask u to FLASH the face up card for the whole world to see. u onli supposed to show abit of the borders so that ppl noe u have 2 cards. If u havent noticed... when u deal out the 4 cards ppl will be looking at ur hands the ENTIRE TIME. wont it be weird if they notice after u deal out the second card u onli haf 3 CARDS? if u show a slight border of the 4th card ppl noe u DO STILL HAVE 4 cards. then u just square and take the bottom card in the last move of jordan count, ppl think that that was the original 4th card... leading to a successful jordan count.
but of cos u can argue that ppl think the 4th card is behind the 3rd card... yea that could be possible but it will be definitely more realistic and striking into the audiences' subconscious when they notice 4 cards in ur hands the entire time.
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