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wtf i just read ben's blog after not viewing anything on the internet for a long time... he says my jordan count SUX? WTF? BEN SAYS MY JORDAN COUNT SUX?? SUX? omg i dun even wanna noe how that ridiculous notion ever came abt...nvm this post wasnt meant to argue with ben... i just want to tell hime something...ben... remember when u did ur jordan count u were so PROUD that after taking off the top two cards u didnt flash the face up card under the third face down card? i toht abt it and realised that THAT IS COMPLETELY OPPOSITE OF WHAT U R SUPPOSED TO DO! u r supposed to flash abit of the white outline of the face up card... that is to show that after taking the top two face down cards in ur left hand.. u STILL HAF 2 cards in ur right hand. if u square the two cards together to look like one ppl r gonna wonder WHERES THE LAST CARD? and miraculously producing the last card after taking the 3rd card(together with face up card) in ur left hand is going to make ppl THINK!...WHAT THE HELL? HE PRODUCED A CARD?...THATS NOT FOUR FACE DOWN CARDS IM LOOKING AT!!! if u take the 3rd card with ur left hand with abit of the face up card showing ppl will noe that u DO haf the last card in ur right hand. and after u take the bottom card in ur right ppl will think OH! thats just the last card he already had in his right hand...thus the jordan count... u can not heed my helpful advice and go on being PROUD that joel cant square the last two cards as well as u...whatever...

IPOD SUXXORS OMGWTFBBQNAPIEGNAPVFMEGN#@)$U%U^

for those who noe me, they shud noe that i never get angry at all... maybe rarely once in a blue moon... but anyways u get the point... im not trying to be humble but i just dun have the urge to be pissed... if i get pissed at anything i jsut stop being pissed after a very short while... but... my ipod... realli... realli... piSSES me.... Once upon a time i like to own an ipod especially an ipod video cos....cos... anyway i finally got one. then before the warranty was up... the hold button screwed...ok nvm just exchange for another one. ok i got my other one...before the renewed 3 months warranty was up... the harddrive melted... ok nvm accidents do happen just xchange it for another one... ok i got my third ipod... after 1 or 2 weeks... i couldnt on my ipod again after turning it off; i procedeed to charge it presuming the battery had run out, well it turned on again but... battery procedeed to die after 3 minutes... ok nvm xchange for YET another ipod... i got it and after abt a month...there was this thin black line which appeared on the screen... slowly.. it got bigger....thicker...and now its realli pissing the screen and i cant view any videos well at all...wtf...wtF...wTF...WTF!!!!!!!@$@#Y$&@#%Y@#&*%Y*& I HAVE TO CHANGE ANOTHER IPOD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT TO MENTION DURING THE TIMES WHICH MY IPOD CRASHED I LOST ALLL...ALL MY SONGS AND HAD TO PUT THEM IN AGAIN AND DOWNLOAD MY VIDEOS BACK AGAIN!!!! PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long time no post

Long time no post. abt slightly more than a week. musta been cos i was er less busy than usual. well normally i go on my blog cos i have alot of homework...and after i finish my homework i have little time left before i sleep so during that remaining time i blog... but now most projects r over so im pretty free and i spend the time playin dota instead lol! lets see... i found my camera and took many nice picture with my new phone... but im too lazy to post anything...

my new phone screwd

dammit wat a waste... my dad just bought me a new n80 internet edition... i was so happi to receive it until he told me that it was from singtel and the 3g simcard was under my mother's hp no. .................wth................ -_-_-_-_- id rather die den lose my hp number... so im buying a sony ericsson k810i instead :)

Jordan Count

Recently i have taken notice that there are some noobs *ahem* B *ahem* N *ahem* B who have troubles with the jordan count.... i mean... at least find something more difficult to have trouble with... anyway heres a tutorial for those in need
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JzirPSexr34

Glen

Do u watch youtube? yea i watch it and u MUST have watched it too... yea for those guys who actually noe magic, will noe ellusionist. if u dont..dont bother reading this post. Glenners rox with hes hilarious magic parodies... dis is my fav check it out


Subscribe to him he owns...

spirit dies with age

today is national day and i dun feel anything whatsoever... i still rmb years ago when i was still a fat little primary sch boy who loved national day and never failed to attend the parade... now... 15... bored... stoned.... stoned... stoned..cant be bothered at all...

NDP acs family combined!

the eve of ndp. arrived at queenstown stadium at like..veri early...den just sat down with my class on the burning track with the sun beating down on our shirts. it was incredible that the guys in my school who had been practising their drills for hours and weeks, their parade was like a few minutes... anyway after the few minutes long parade we were coerced into cheering acs cheers... all the prefects weres standing in front of us like clowns and absolutely nobody stood up and cheered with them cos it was OMG!#@$ lame and there was no reason at all to cheer(no sports events or anything). after the cheers which nobody did there were like 3 hrs more of telematches that nobody except a chosen few participated...even less ppl were watching... personally i was listening to my ipod and sleeping on the stand. finally my chance came, those teachers wanted us to dump our thrash around so i volunteered and went to dump the thrash...sneaking out at the same time..heehee... too bad i had to sneak out to escape, those losers marching got to leave immediately after thier parade which was hours ago... if i known i would haf stayed on my uyo until the ndp before joining contract bridge club...

On another note, i bought 3 magic dvds from ******** wont sae who or wat dvd or how much i bought it for cos i could get alot of ppl including me into trouble. *i*j* 2 was ok... basic stuff which were easy to pick up with my current standard... n*w..havent watched it yet cos it nids gimmick cards i dun haf... as for *e* X it is...OMG !#@#5%$ its so dam professional level i cant learn shit... its teaching is just as bad as the system(note the magic dvd the system does not even teach) and the stuff in there is incredibly difficult to learn... not with my smal hands anyway... some of the cuts are too DIFFICULT! DAM SMALL HANDS DAMMIT!!! cant fight reality... *calms down* oh well this stuff is realli good and someday i might actualy master it..

School Cross Country

complete waste of time. went to turf city at like 7am. slep cross legged until 9am. den we did the mass run/walk (obvious which one eveyrone did). walked alot talked alot..after 5km of walking we gathered with the rest of the school. fell asleep during prize presentation... woke up mumbled sch anthem...went home..slack the rest of the day slacking...

Confirmation acitivity at Upper Pierce Reservoir

Eh it was ok... from 3-6pm sitting down at a corner of the reservoir listening to auntie cecilia explaining the beautitudes and doing charades on it was ok... it was beneficial to and useful to my confirmation i suppose. however wat i dont get is y it has to be at upper pierce reservoir when it wouldnt make a diffference if the activity was carried out in any random room in church cos thats about how much space was needed... besides that it was ok... not to my personal interest but useful in any case.

Magician?

Although ben cant do magic its good to try. unlike ben, drew and co. im not aspiring to be a magician and do cool tricks... somehow i dunno y... i rather do flourishes and become a professional flourisher(no such thing though) and give up on magic tricks cos i have non-existant showmanship and i rather show my skill in beautiful flourishes without words than in magic tricks which i either flash badly or cant explain well at all. T_T well actually if i train i can achieve showmanship and magic skills but i like flourishes better!!!

BEN DOES MAGIC FOR HIRE!?!??!

OMG LOL! BEN IS UP FOR HIRE FOR MAGIC SHOWS LMAO!? i toht all he knew how to do was a one handed pass...and the showmanship is not say specatacular either... ok maybe ben upgraded hes arsenal of tricks. but even so a magic show having ONLY card tricks isnt much of a show... ben just stick to random street magic. btw i removed bnb..but seriously nobody reads my blog and even if they did they wont noe wat bnb is... but as per ur request i removed.

Ungodly hours

5.30am shud be time to sleep... dammit i haf to go for the church thing at some random nature reserve to do some random walking for 3 hours omg. i shud sleep now to conserve energy...

bringing labtops to sch and playing

LOL my class are a bunch of scheming schemers. we were supposed to bring labtops to school to use microsoft excel to do some graph work but everybody all downloaded games i played them throughout not onli math lesson but the whole day. heh shamefully i was included too ha. i have two classmates who r studying computer studies and somehow managed to get the password to enter the secure wireless network of the school...meaning free internet for everybody with a labtop to use at any area of the school including toilets. imagine... ur in class (im sitting all te way at the back:P) and while the teacher is teaching u haf a labtop on ur lap covered by ur books and ur accessing the internet and doing whatever u want for the entire school lesson........cool.........

lack of posts

lol been so hung up on school work and projects i got completely no time to blog at all. this is realli bad... in june i had 28 posts, july 7 and august 2!?!?... gotta post something to fill up the numbers...

Contract Bridge Club

Contract Bridge Club... truly a godsend. I have been playing contract bridge since sec1 where i learnt it from my classmates. However, for some unknown reason, my class preffered floating bridge or rubber bridge or straight bridge..i duno the dif... anyway they stopped playing contract bridge and that was really sad. ALL OF A SUDDEN... my year 6 seniors from China decided to open a CONTRACT BRIDGE CLUB!!! although its small and in some cramped year 6 classroom its GOOD COS I GET TO PLAY CARDS FOR CCA! the onli other cca which lets u play games is the cyberac where those losers just play dota or cs... However this is not enough to be a "godsend". what truly makes this WONDERFUL is that it happens to happen on a FRIDAY 1-4pm effectively allowing me to QUIT NPCC(SEA) which happens to happen on a friday 2-6pm!!!!! Think about this, 3 hours in an air-con classroom playing card games or slacking and being able to go home after 4, compared to 4 hours in a shitty dark uniform which, if not already incredible heaty, ABSORBS MORE HEAT and doing DRILLS in the INCREDIBLY HOT SUN and doing random PUMPING at the whimsy of ur seniors, packing 2 SETS of uniform and going home at 6! (note takes one hour half on bus ride to reach home,includes walking)...yea no competition... now to undistract myself and get back to work...

Ben's blog

... i read ben's blog its so lame not cos its already veri lame contents but because he completely copied my template and colors for every single thing. omg lame ben. and i agree though that my tutorial sucks but thats cos unlike my cuts which were done during the day i did my video at like 4.42am after i finished a game of dota and felt bored like hell and decided to do something useful. i can actually resend the video after making it brighter but i realli cant be bothered cos i temporarily lost interest in cards. i think its cos i got 3 major projects in my head but maybe its cos i havent bought a magic dvd in months... and without and inflow of knowledge of magic, i kinda lose interest in it... until i see or learn a trick that can respark my interst in magic... i wont bother making more videos.. its all abt the inspiration. after writing this crap i realised that its completely irrelevant to the title.
BEN IS RITE LOL! Y DOES THE SCHOOL CELEBRATE OPENING CEREMONY OF NEW MULTI POPO HALL AFTER USING IT FOR A YEAR! LOL!